A Love of Conflict & Clash of Opinions

 Don’t argue.

 

That’s the advice.  “When he is hallucinating, don’t argue with him,” the doctors say.  “When he’s delusional, don’t argue with him,” the literature says.  Don’t argue.  And, while I imagine this is difficult for all caregivers, it’s especially difficult for me because, well, I like to argue.

 


I’m trying, though.  I really am.  In my efforts to not correct his hallucinations and delusions, I’ve pretended to pull imaginary kittens from imaginary holes in the wall, and catch imaginary skunks escaped from tissue boxes.  I’ve trapped imaginary blue jays in curtain rods and rescued imaginary chipmunks sewn into a comforter. 

 

I’ve gone outside in the middle of the night, countless times to render aid to imaginary accident victims and make sure the house isn’t on fire.  I’ve fluffed pillows for dead relatives and provided snacks to imaginary visitors.

 

I have exorcised all manner of beasts, including severed hand/claws, shadow creatures, canvas-faced monsters, and the grim reaper.

 

I have pretended to be the best man at his wedding.  I have refrained from arguing in the middle of my workday and played along in the middle of the night.  I have tried.  Truly.  But there comes a time where a line must be drawn and that time was tonight.  There are some delusions I simply cannot abide and, although I know he doesn’t understand, there is a time where argument is warranted.  That time was tonight.  I simply could not sit by idly and not respond when, with his most earnest face, in his most sincere voice he began talking (at length) about, “Noted Egyptologist Phyllis Diller.”

 

And I’m not supposed to argue.

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